Momentary lapse of life

R/C, PC Security, and anything else that interests me at the time…

If Microsoft Owned McDonald’s

Source: Unknown

1. Every order would come with fries whether you asked for them or not.
2. When they introduce McPizza, the marketing makes it seem that they invented pizza.
3. “A McDonald’s on every block” — Bill Gates.
4. You’d be constantly pressured to upgrade to a more expensive burger.
5. Sometimes you’ll find that the burger box is empty. For some strange reason you’ll accept this and purchase another one.
6. They’d claim the burgers are the same size as at other fast food chains,but in reality it’s just a larger bun hiding the small beef patty.
7. Straws wouldn’t be available until after you finish your drink.
8. “Push” technology — they have McD employees come to your door and sell you Happy Meals.
9. Your order would never be right but the cash register would work perfectly for taking your money.
10. The “Special Sauce” cannot be reverse engineered, decompiled, or placed on more than 1 Big Mac.

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